Male
Snail

Become a Male Snail

Who’s this for

Me It’s a gift

After signing up, you will get a custom certificate you can physically give him so he knows it’s coming. See an example certificate.

How long

Pick a format

When it starts

Charged today, posted from the month you pick
First issue

Where are you

Where he lives

Not on the list? Tell us where you are.

Where to post it

Your details

The receipt comes here, not to him
We need something to put on the envelope.
The postal service wants this one, not us.
Put a real one in. The receipt and the date go here. The receipt comes to you.
Street and number.
Needed.
Needed.
Needed.
The Mafia and the Don are the letter swap, so this one has to be ticked. If you’d rather not share your address, pick The Male Snail instead.

His details

Where the envelope actually goes
His details
Needed.
Needed.
Street and number.
Needed.
Needed.
Needed.
Optional. It gives him a way to change his address. He gets nothing from us before his first issue lands.

Not sure it lands? The same gift, from four angles.

For the man who wants nothing →

He says he doesn’t want anything, and means it. This is the one gift that isn’t another object.

For a dad, brother, son or husband →

The man in your life who’s impossible to buy for, whoever he is.

For Christmas →

For the man who wants nothing on the 25th. Print a certificate for under the tree.

Leaving it late →

Forgot Christmas, a birthday or Father’s Day? Print a certificate to hand over tonight.

The certificate

Printed at home on one sheet. His name and the month are filled in, and the code claims his subscription so he can change his own address later.

A Male Snail gift certificate: his name, the format, the length, the month the first envelope posts, and a QR square with a claim code.